April 30, 2003

A Arte dos Comments

Quando a Internet era movida a gás e se escrevia Internette e o blog de Henry Miller, chamado Klaxon, chocou o mundo, ninguém sabia que historiadores um dia escreveriam a respeito dessas coisas, do surgimento, maturidade e morte de blogs, ou de sites literários como o Orpheu; não, escreviam todos sem saber que estavam fazendo literatura, o que é provavelmente a melhor e a mais inevitável forma de se fazer literatura. E embora poucos lessem os blogs secretos de Fernando Pessoa e Mário de Sá-Carneiro, seus posts iam passando secretamente por email, que se dizia lettres de lumière, e de alguma forma influíram mais nas artes e no tal do zeitgeist (na época chamado le zeitgeist) do que todas as obras ditas sérias e reconhecidas como literatura por senhores com fungos nas rugas.

Entretanto me deixem falar de uma outra forma literária, menor sem dúvida, mas muito encantadora, que surgiu nessa época, que foram os comentários deixados em blogs. Menciono o assunto porque a professora Adalgisa Neves reuniu, num livro chamado A Arte dos Comments, os melhores comentários dos blogs de 1895 (data do primeiro blog, de um alemão chamado César Schlink, que foi também o primeiro a postar fotos de gatinhos) até 1933 (data do último blog movido a gás, o Gaz e Coca de João do Rio, antes do surgimento dos temidos blogs elétricos da Westinghouse). O livro é caro, mas quem resiste a ler os comentários deixados por Mencken no blog de George Jean Nathan, e vice-versa? Ou os comentários versificados de Yeats no blog de Ezra Pound, que infelizmente respondia em chinês?

Mas o livro prossegue um pouco além da era do gás, apenas para cobrir os blogs dos beatniks. Não vejo muita graça nas piadas internas sobre Neal Cassidy (aparentemente todos os beatniks estavam apaixonados por Neal Cassidy), ou em todas aquelas fotos de diners, ou em todas aquelas imitações baratas de Clarah Averbuck. But hey, that´s me.

A Arte dos Comments – O melhor dos comentários de blogs, do gás aos beats - Org. Profa. Adalgisa Neves, Ed. Cosac & Naify, 225 págs, R$62,00.

Posted by Alexandre S. at April 30, 2003 01:40 AM
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Conquanto respeite bastante a obra da professora Adalgisa, considero-a demasiado eclética, e o preço é salgado.
O livro da Maria Aparecida ("Comentários, Proletários, Dromedários"), além de maior e mais barato, soa-me como uma introdução essencial ao assunto, apesar de marxista.
Um bisneto de Ezra Aristóteles Pound também está escrevendo um libelo sobre o tema, com ênfase aos comentários em forma de poema e aos neologismos juvenis.

Posted by: mozart at April 30, 2003 03:00 AM

One comment: no comments. :-)))))))))

Posted by: Luís at April 30, 2003 06:27 AM

Alexandre, podemos ficar ricos e nem desconfiamos!

Posted by: Garcia Rohbard at April 30, 2003 12:03 PM

Ah, vou mandar os seus comentários para a Profa. Adalgisa. E pra Maria Aparecida, tudo bem.
Grazie! Bom feriado. Vagabundeiem, como os lírios do campo. Abraços,

Posted by: Alexandre at May 1, 2003 12:47 AM

HAHhahaHHAh
muito fino! gostei.

Posted by: ratapulgo at May 3, 2003 04:40 AM

poucas pessoas comentaram sobre este item. A metalinguagem asssustou os leitores, eles ficaram com consciencia pesada, pois sabem que só escrevem bostas.

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Posted by: Elias at June 21, 2004 11:35 PM

hahahahaha, esse povo que anda atacando a sua caixa de comentários está pior do que eu, sou fichinha perto deles, uma reles (onde é o acento disso?) amadora. :P

Posted by: a at October 5, 2004 05:26 PM

O de baixo foi soluço, ou o de cima, não lembro qual foi primeiro, ô lerdeza.

Posted by: dã at October 5, 2004 09:45 PM

Mezzo pirada hoje e mezzo revoltada com esses buyhjuk: tomaram o meu lugar.

Posted by: a decadência: inveja e ciúme dos yhtg... at October 5, 2004 09:47 PM

O comentário do sr. reticente, logo ali em cima, fez tanto sentido que eu quase (quase!) nem comentei. Mas then again, eu não tenho vergonha na cara, no pé, muito menos no mindinho!, nem tenho escrúpulos para com sua caixa de comments e tenho, sobretudo, insônia e certa prolixidade que insiste em se manifestar em caixas de comentários alheias.

Mas o que ia mesmo comentar, como se fosse lá grande coisa, é que o bonitinho (bonitinho, mas não como um coelhinho) dos comments aqui é o pedantismo de alguns. Ah, eu mesma, sim, sim, sou pedante, finamente pedante, in your face pedante. Ainda assim, há de se preferir o pedantismo charmosinho de uns (como o meu, of course) à inutilidade sem charme de um "gostei do texto".

Ó, sim, pedante.


E insone. E sim, eu tenho esse costume, sr. Alexandre, de bisbilhotar as velharias alheias. E bem sei que o sr. lê essas coisas aqui.

Pensando nisso, talvez eu nem aperte o "post".

Talvez.

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